Beyonce Knowles is not the 'genius' behind 'BEYONCE'

Conversation between Dorothy and Daphne

• also do you find it hilarious that everyone is going mental that Beyonce surprise released an album?
• I know, I'm a bit more cynical about it, I mean Beyonce's team is amazing at marketing

  Beyonce isn't

  if you hear he interviews she pretty dull

  she doesn't write her own music

  and i doubt she had anything to do with the 'power drop' of the album
• I know everyone is going mad for it and it's just like yeah okay that's cool....
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  great for the fans, but we are all tricking ourselves if we like that she's an amazing artist/marketer/girl power hero.
• she is no girl power hero have you seen the video for drunk in love.... grim.

  you think that someone who has had some pretty sick videos could think of something better than a Rihanna style writhing around in barely any clothing on a beach

  because that's what all powerful women do right? put on some underwear and a net curtain then go roll around on the sandy shores of California

  paahahahahahaha
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  exactly. She isn't a genius, her Team is a good machine at making her seem so

  we should blog this

  its provocative, it gets the people going
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  yeah going against the grain
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  like why is Kayne not allowed to say that he's great,

  yet Beyonce can say she's 'Queen Bey'
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  Kanye isn't great though
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  running the world ect
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  I get you but Kanye isn't great

  but I do get what you saying
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  i think his music, apart from (Bound 2) is generally quite good. I think that Kanye and Beyonce are about on a par.

  talent wise
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  .... mmmmm debatable

  you have to admit Beyonce is a lot more likeable for so so many reasons
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  yeah, because she never actually does anything, Kanye is more independent I think in a way. It's all a game for publicity, they just go about it in different ways
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  I think we've got this celebrity malarkey sewn up you know
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  I just couldn't get excited. have you read this jezebel article? http://jezebel.com/5985033/beyonces-documentary-was-just-a-theatrical-infomercial

Beyoncé's 'Documentary' Was Just a Theatrical Infomercialjezebel.comOver the weekend, Beyoncé's "documentary," Life Is But a Dream, aired on HBO. It wasn't really a documentary, though, it was part video diary, part infomercial, part carefully staged interview intended to give viewers the sense that the singer was revealing all, when in fact, she revealed very little...

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  I just think she (the product) is an oiled publicity/consumer machine.

  I prefer Solange her sister
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  no I don't think shes that blah I just thing that Jay-Z controls her more and more the older they get
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  she's been married to him since she was 19 I think
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  that's insane
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  I like 'Pretty Hurts', but I just think she does't deserve the worship.

  I think it's fitting that the album is called 'BEYONCE' like she is the product. The food.
• nah they got married in 2008 they've just been going out since she was nineteen. and yeah I know. she is a product

  I want her to be human

  like just once

  I feel like English celebs are way more 'normal'

  do you not think?
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  yeah, I kind of want some leaked photos. I just can't help thinking she's too controlled

  I want more Kanye
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  I hate the Kanye/Kardashian extravaganza I'm sorry mate but that is one area I cannot agree with you

  cannot stand it
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  more Kanye in her, like she needs to make some comments that your pretty sure someone didn't feed her

  because they're so disastrous

  I hate the whole 'mother nature' thing going on too.

  I like imperfect celebrities
• same. I cannot get enough Jennifer Lawrence
• yeah, because she falls over. And actually says she's hungry
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  she's just funny
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  Beyonce has never been funny

  I respect funny
• as do I

  which is why Jennifer Saunders and Dawn French are my heroes

  ahaha

  
  
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• I think this GIF shows my mixed feeling perfectly

'Don't you ever get to thinking you're irreplaceable'

I try not to be too psycho girlfriend when it's avoidable but lately I have hit my wall. It's like going out with two different guys. The one that gives a shit and the one that doesn't. Essentially today I have just seen red. I might be over reacting but I feel pretty fucking annoyed and I don't know if I am being unreasonable or not. 

Basically I made plans on Monday with said boyfriend. He 'forgot' we made ACTUAL plans and arranged to meet up with his mates, but when describing 'mate meet up' yesterday he made it sound like it was work based and it was therefore totally okay to cancel. I today discover he's really having 'drinks with the lads' and hit the wall. I hate that I am becoming an actual girl that flips out over shit like this. But I am. So deal with it.

He has now apologized but for some reason I am still angry. What the hell is wrong with me? 

Well at the end of the day, I care about him. But repeated little incidents like this are starting to grate on me. 

Daphne

Beyonce's Fall from Grace

By Daphne and Dorothy

“She’s the queen of everything.” —Azealia Banks

Beyonce. Once upon a time she was the undisputed ruler of the world, and the pinnacle of womanhood. Rhianna once tweeted  a picture of Beyonce, claiming that it 'destroyed the self esteem of women everywhere', below is the picture. NO ONE was ready for this jelly because her body is too bootylicious for you... baby. She got bootylicious into the Oxford English Dictionary for God's sake. 


 Nicknamed Queen B, she was mysterious, and her refusal to over-share made her stand out from the crowd of attention grabbing celebrities, she had something enigmatic and intriguing   Her unusual capacity in the celebrity world to think before she spoke, to plan before the acted created a persona so powerful people dared not to question it. She was unreachable. However, Beyonce has been humanized. Ever since the whole inauguration sing-a-long scandal (I shake my head in disappointment) , Beyonce's bubble seems to have burst. I really don't understand why this happened, we know she can sing, she has sung life so many times, why has this happened? She is one of the few celebrities that can actually definitely sing. It's because, although she had a reasonable explanation, SHE IS NOT PERFECT ANY MORE! No I mean why did she even bother miming when she can actually sing, the mind boggles. 

 Now people actually have the guts not to constantly suck up to her, they're expressing their creativity with some Memes taking the piss out of her 'performing' faces. Of course Beyonce's people have requested that these images be deleted. But this is the internet, so that isn't going to happen

The Internet: The Biggest Human Leveller/ most unconquerable nemesis for celebrities world-wide.

So Beyonce has countered these less than flattering images with a supposed 'leaked' regal image of herself. In an attempt I suppose to reel back control over her image, something which in the past she's done pretty well. We always seem to forget those Destiny's Child days where she was all midriff baring yet simultaneously a positive icon for young girls ...that sung about her 'jelly'. Our society is confusing. 

So Who is Apparently in The Illuminati?

The Illuminati



A Short Rundown (got some wikipedia help with this)
 Historically the name refers to the Bavarian Illuminati, they were going to call themselves"Perfectibilists" but Illuminati is a bit catchier, and were  founded in 1776. In more modern contexts the name refers to a purported conspiratorial organization which is alleged to mastermind events and control world affairs through governments and corporations to establish a New World Order.

The Iluminati have been a favorate of conpirisy theorist for quite a while, between 1797 and 1798 Augustin Barruel's Memoirs Illustrating the History of Jacobinism and John Robison's Proofs of a Conspiracy both publicized the theory that the Illuminati had survived and represented an ongoing international conspiracy, including the claim that it was behind the French Revolution. Both books proved to be very popular, spurring reprints and paraphrases by others. 

Robison and Barruel's works made their way to the United States. Where Reverend Jedidiah Morse and others sermonized against the Illuminati, their sermons were printed, and the matter followed in newspapers. The concern died down in the first decade of the 1800s, though had some revival during the Anti-Masonic movement of the 1820s and 30s.

However, there are quite a lot of "heirs" of the Bavarian Illuminati and openly used the name "Illuminati" in founding their own rites, but their probably fakes. Some, such as the multiple groups that call themselves by some variation on "The Illuminati Order", use the name directly in the name of their organization,you can find them quite easily on the internet. While others, such as the Ordo Templi Orientis, use the name as a grade of initiation within their organization.

Writers such as Mark Dice, David Icke, Texe Marrs, Jüri Lina and Morgan Gricar have argued that the Bavarian Illuminati survived, possibly to this day. Many of these theories propose that world events are being controlled and manipulated by a secret society calling itself the Illuminati.

A key figure in the conspiracy theory movement, Myron Fagan, devoted his twilight years to finding evidence that a variety of historical events from Waterloo, The French Revolution, President John F. Kennedy's assassination and an alleged communist plot to hasten the New World Order by infiltrating the Hollywood film industry, were all orchestrated by the Illuminati. Dedicated Guy!

• Here's a list of some of the many people that may, or may not be a part of the Illuminati, for some reason Gordon Brown is on there, which confuses me, so is Hulk Hogan, and Liverpool F.C. I can say one thing, the Illuminati are not picky are they? And also, Apparently Willow Smith is the 'Next Big Thing', bitch please.  I got this list from here membersofilluminati.blogspot.co.uk if you want to find out more!
• Adele
• Alicia Keys
• Angelina Jolie
• Avril Lavigne
• Barack Obama
• Beyonce Knowles
• Blue Ivy
• Bob Dylan
• Bob Marley 
• Bono (from U2) 
• Britney Spears 
• Cash Money/Young Money Records
• Celine Dion
• Chris Brown 
• Cristiano Ronaldo
• Cypress hill 
• Darren Brown 
• David Bowie 
• Dr. Dre 
• Drake 
• Eminem
• George W. Bush Sr. & Jr.
• George Washing (was a Freemason)
• Gordon Brown 
• Hulk Hogan
• Jay-Z 
• Jennifer Hudson 
• Jennifer Lopez
• Jim Carey
• Jimi Hendrix
• John Cena
• John Travolta
• Justin Bieber
• Kanye West
• Katy Perry
• Ke$ha
• Kylie Monogue
• Lady Gaga 
• L'arc en Ciel
• Laruku from Japan
• Lebron James
• Lil Wayne
• Linkin Park 
• Liverpool FC
• Madonna
• Manchster UTD
• Marilyn Manson 
• Michael Jackson (Former member turned against Illuminati)
• Miley Cyrus
• Nas 
• Natalie Portman
• Nelson Mandela
• Ne-Yo
• Nicki Minaj
• Notorious B.I.G
• P. Diddy (aka Puff Daddy)
• Paul Mccartney
• Paul Mkenna
• Queen Elizabeth (& entire royal family)
• Randy Orton
• Real Betis
• Rihanna
• Selena Perez 
• Serena Williams 
• T pain 
• The Dudley Boys
• The Mizz 
• THE POPE! (Jewish Satanist!)
• The White Stripes
• Tom Cruise
• Tony Blair
• Tupac Shakur
• Whitney Houston
• Willow Smith
• YeahYeahYeahs 

Want to know what the sign/symbols are?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Q5_R-Q9VcjM#t=0s

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