Burberry Prorsum LFW

Lovin' it, but why the giant grandma panties? Who wears that? But maybe the panties aren't giant. Maybe the size 0 models make them appear to be giant...
Today, Christopher Bailey unveiled his beauteous spring 2014 collection for Burberry Prorsum, and it was an offering kind of pastel, see-through office wear. Which I loved, may I add. Burberry has moved so far away from its football hooligan ways.

A Darker Time....

And just in case your confused by Burberry Prorsum.....

A possum with blueberrys....

Tom Ford is Back, It's The Love Child of Roy Lichtenstein and An Eskimo

This is Tome Fords first Runway Show since 2004, so he really had to make an impression now that he's changed his mind about the evils of the runway.  So there was not of sequins and native/ethnic patters, ponchos and art deco style prints, with a good measure of pop art thrown in. And no 'minimalism' in sight, hurrah.

"I got tired of minimalism, I'm not in the mood for it - so there was lots of colour, I'm really in the mood for colour so that at times it was almost garish," said Ford.  

This Bomber jacket is amazing, it's just at the fabulous/gaudy line

KerPow.

Fringed Poncho

Just Look At Those Boots

The Boots, The Skirt,need I say more.  I think I love those boots. I think I actually love them.

Pop Art influence

I Need these Boots. You get the yellow. I get the blue. BOOM  = EXCELLENCY

This is what a stylish Eskimo would wear

I like blue fur. Something about blue fur is really nice.

This is really cool

Topshop Unique AW 2013, Is Embracing the Nineties.

So opening the show on the track list was Blur with 'Girls and Boys' you know that tune 'girls are boys who like boys to be girls' ect. So I thought you could play the tune while reading my views on the collections highlights/lowlights.

There's a lot of PVC, but it's a lot better than their SS 2013,- where They Went For 'Doctor Chic' But Just Hit 'Care Home Confusion'

What I love about this is not that difficult for you to create yourself, no offense, but you could easily find similar items on ebay, which is great

I would love a red plasticy skirt, I also really like the red snake print cowboy boots too.

I pretty much own those boots. You know my cowboy boots! We can make this.

Bit Paddinton Bear esque

I think this is a onesie....... I'm a fan of an all in one. Why are you so against them?

Again, you could source this get up from ebay. Like the cut of the pants. 

I enjoy the combination of those boots with this dress, really nice.  Very you!

 

Midi Length Skirts seem to be a thing Topshop is pushing at the moment. They don't flatter everyone, but Ido like the volume here as opposed to those 'you aren't allowed to walk midis'. 

This jacket started out promising, but those sleeves have completely sabotaged  any  public wearablity. I would I think it is cool.

THIS IS MY 2ND FAVE. Part grunge, part fairy (it's kind of what I go for day to day). You are such a grunge fairy! Love that

OK, this is defiantly a onesie. Personally, I've never succumbed to the onesie ,  Yes I understand tat some people are fans but can be please keep them of the runways, and also can people stop  going out in public, you just look like giant babies. I LIKE AN ALL IN ONE. THEY ARE FUN. 

Pastel Russian. The thigh high split, daring.

Quite Great Gatsby. Again with the split skirt. Quite sexy and sophisticated.

THIS WAS MY  FAVORITE. It's just perfect. Soooo you! Its just you, you would look better in it than the model! I just see it. 

I'm in love with this jumpsuit. Unfortunately I'm not lean or leggy enough to carry it off.  NOW YOU ARE TALKING. I want this! I can see myself in this!

Central Saint Martins, Is,well, it's Different

Elish Macintosh, the Textile for Fashion student and overall L'Oreal Professionel Creative Award winner of the night. She now has quite the kick-start to her fashion career - for the Central Saint Martins MA show is the one that everyone clambers into, on the look out for fashion's new stars and names.

This is a little too 'arty farty' for me to be honest, but I appreciate the effort

Assaf Reeb
Looks like sports gear for mega hipsters.

I like the towel nonchalantly thrown over  his shoulder  it's like all  'yeah, I've been to the gym, and what'

Elish Macintosh, they bloody love ropes. I bet that outfit chafes.

This is actually pretty cool, but I bet you sweat a lot.

Marie Rydland, I imagine Jesus wore something like this.

Nice to meet you, I'm Noah.

Heyyy, Noah, I'm Jonah, just got out of a whale, hows that ark coming along?

 Jaimee McKenna, I enjoy this, bet it's really warm.

This is quite 'pride and prejudice meets pleated blue wool'

I bet this swished. I love this one. It is the only one so far where I've actually gone 'ooooh'. 

Hwan Park, you couldn't wear this to a barbecue.

Halloween ghost costume

Jessica Fawcett, I think this collection was one of my faves.

Nayoung Moon, looks a bit like holey cheese does it not?

I still can't work out what this is 'saying'. Don't you think it looks super comfy though?

Elena Crehan, men in fishnets, how very 'rocky horror'

So Fluffy

This model looks pissed off, maybe because he looks like an over grown bird.

Rachel Hewitt

Made for people with an 'extreme pear shape' I suppose

Hampus Berggren, what a 'stapping lad' hahha.

Hehehe ... nipple...

Hi. I'm Zorro.

Sadie Williams, going to invade a planet? This is the dress for you.

Hello Earthlings, I am the new ruler of your people.

I'm about to invade your death star, whatchagonna do? Is the model behind her scratching her bum?

Toma Stenko, so we've had shapes over clothes now, time for  shapes under

I'm not 'deep' enough to under stand this. Pretty colour though.