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Friday, 5 July 2013

Blurred Lines Parody

Absolutley Fabulous.

About Us

Daphne: Was born on the 3rd of September. Has small feet and likes Spaniards and Italians. Aims to be a travel journalist/correspondent. Has a ginger brother called Harry, And used to think that Abba's song 'Dancing Queen was about her. Wants to open a shoe museum and travel the world in hareem pants. Has chickens named after golden age of Hollywood Film stars, and has a burning (secret) desire to audition for the x factor. Currently resides in Edinburgh.

Dorothy: Was born on the 4th of September (shares a birthday with Beyonce, proudest achievement to date).Can't understand any accents, has to watch 'Geordie Shore' with subtitles, and used to be in a Jazz Band. Is the oldest of 11 children, and was once made to dress as Viking in the middle of York and charge at people. Her favorite film's are Blues Brothers, Kill Bill (1&2) and Mulan. Want's to work in the fashion industry, or on a stately home, generally wants to be around beautiful things. Currently resides in Rome

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